May 30th, 2004
|mdthomas||09:14 pm - Booze and Big Gulps|
From a conference held this weekend in Westminster, MD -- the keynote speakers and attendees hungry drunks all:
"Let's go to Sleven!"
["Sleven" is 7-11. 7-11 sells meat and cheese food products on sticks. It's not quite the Lincoln Diner, but sometimes Sleven will have to do.]
As most everybody knows, Westminster is like Gettysburg, PA, only 25-33% inferior.
Westminster has no Lincoln Diner, just a Denny's. Dunno if Gettysburg has a Sleven, but it definitely has more cool stuff to walk around and look at and eat at and also a bluegrass jam session at a record store every weekend.
The moral of this story: Pennsylvania sucks, except for Pittsburgh and Gettysburg. And Sleven sells corn dogs and other drunken munchie food, lesser fare than late-night snacks by train tracks, but better than nothing. And Westminster sucks compared to Gettysburg, even though Gettysburg is in Pennsylfrickingvania.
Current Mood: corny, dog
Current Music: "Ring Finger," Rjd2
May 24th, 2004
|shes_your_heart||12:45 pm - i <3 drunk boys with cell phones|
saturday night, i get a call from a friend. his name is joe, and here's the convo!
joe-where are you?
joe- OH! i'm in the back of a mini-van, and drunk. i can't hear you over the blues (there was NO music playing)
joe- soooooo, you've got the flu, huh?
me-no, i've got allergies.
joe-only one cure for the flu. vitamin wang.
me-oh. have you tried this?
joe-only one cure for the flu.
me-well how about vitamin c?
joe-you should come visit me this week, so i can do bad things to you.
me-hahahaha, oh really? like what?
joe-you don't love me because i'm drunk.
me-yea, something like that.
joe-YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME HARDCORE?!?!?!
me-how much did you drink tonight?
joe-i've gotta go,my buddies want to know who i'm talking to.
three hours later, the phone rings and wakes me up out of my benedryl enduced slumber.
joe-i'm going to go.
ha, amusing to no end.
Current Music: i touch myself | the genitorturers
March 13th, 2004
|pastmybedtime||03:40 am - whee|
You're a Harp!
What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
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Current Mood: amused
Current Music: casa nots.. or however you spell it
January 22nd, 2004
|mdthomas||12:57 am - Stuff I Drank Last Saturday|
At bar before comedy club (bartender's choices, except for the beer and the Red Bull/vodka):
Wounded Dragon (tastes like Robitussin, served by the martini glass full)
Pissed-off Gummi Bear (tasted like Sour Patch Kids)
Sledgehammer (no idea what was in it--was this the cinnamon drink?)
Red Bull and Belvedere
Virgo (or was this the cinnamon drink?)
At comedy club:
At a bar afterwards:
At Shawn's apartment:
Half a Rolling Rock (poured the other half down the sink, "I don't think I need this.")
I didn't need like, 2/3 of those. But it was fun while it lasted.
Current Music: "Baby M," Murumari
January 5th, 2004
|anyarose||11:29 am - last night's drunk quote of the night:|
"there's too much booze in my alcohol."
January 2nd, 2004
text message transcribed by someone dismayed at fireworks:
"it's new year's eve. we should be kissing, not blowing shit up."
December 31st, 2003
plastictoyheart: do you need jiggy?
TeRsE SeReNiTy: i shot many jiggies
plastictoyheart: you shot what?
-oh i ♥ my friend susie-
ok, maybe spending new years at home was not a bad idea, drunken IM's are my favorite :)
TeRsE SeReNiTy: is he reaklly your're boyfriuend
TeRsE SeReNiTy: i rank alot
TeRsE SeReNiTy: drank'
plastictoyheart: he's my ex now, i don't know what he is
plastictoyheart: i like him a lot though
TeRsE SeReNiTy: did u have sex with him
TeRsE SeReNiTy: i typed that erfectedly!!!
TeRsE SeReNiTy: hahaha
TeRsE SeReNiTy: u want to have sex with me!
plastictoyheart: hah, definetely
TeRsE SeReNiTy: hhahhaha
TeRsE SeReNiTy: reallyu/?
TeRsE SeReNiTy: o wpi;d
TeRsE SeReNiTy: i would
TeRsE SeReNiTy: sometime u should vixwsit millersvillee
TeRsE SeReNiTy: and iwould
plastictoyheart: sober or drunk?
TeRsE SeReNiTy: wwops id iddn't say htat dolnt' wttell b eth
TeRsE SeReNiTy: i dont' know
TeRsE SeReNiTy: drunjk ddef.
TeRsE SeReNiTy: sober.m ayber
plastictoyheart: haha, oh susie, you are so cute
TeRsE SeReNiTy: i am drunk
plastictoyheart: but you spelt that all correctly
Current Mood: bored
December 26th, 2003
It was out of control. Boys humping boys, chandalere swinging. Fire. Broken glass. Dance parties. Alcohol steeling. Stair sledding.
I love alcohol.
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: cursive
December 10th, 2003
|anyarose||08:27 am - at like 1:30 am...|
buggirlfly: i just said no to ass for a boy who probably doesn't even like me.
boudicca83: i just turned down ass for biochem
boudicca83: what the hell is wrong with us?
December 8th, 2003
|anyarose||11:09 pm - i ♥ cheap wine and beer.|
anya: wait they're talking about me on here: seasonal depression
alison: i didn't think they were talking about people who get on there knees!
abby: hey, she was on your knees!!